Chicken Nuggets

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urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

(Source: schnephanie, via come-along-moose)

— 6 days ago with 487282 notes

bogleech:

real-faker:

Wait what the hell is that room way in the back on the ground floor?

Did I miss something in the last 25 years?

Good fucking god Frank Grimes was right they live in a ten room palace how did it just not occur to me it was that huge I don’t think I’ve ever even set foot in a house with that many rooms plus a basement

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via tinyafxxx)

— 1 week ago with 78814 notes
In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via lucifermoose)

— 1 week ago with 113134 notes
dirtyyywork:

This is a feeling that I feel.

dirtyyywork:

This is a feeling that I feel.

(Source: we-will-make-it-out-alive)

— 1 week ago with 143 notes

All I could see that entire scene

— 1 week ago with 4 notes
#got  #game of thrones  #the purple wedding 

xoticcows:

THAT’S HOW THIS SCENE WAS MADE?!?

(Source: itsvondell, via dreamscapeskies)

— 1 week ago with 137915 notes

im-sooo-changable:

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

i’d be what i already am now, a walking mess of fandom and bad puns i repeat from tumblr because im not witty enough to make them up myself

we get to change back afterwards right?

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

— 1 week ago with 253153 notes

What Countries Call Themselves

Italy:Italia
Germany:Deutschland
Japan:日本 (Nihon)
France:France (in a super cool accent)
China:中国 (Zhōngguó)
England:The United Kingdom
Russia:Россия (Rossiya)
Canada:Canada
America:THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE
— 1 week ago with 125913 notes

rhosgobelrabbit:

-americanhorrorstory:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

stay classy tumblr

i am baffled. i am so baffled. i am utterly bemused. people buy this to put in their homes. multiple people saw this and were like yeah people will buy that. someone drew this. someone dreamed this up and drew this and put it on a pillow and is selling it. i’m so confused. whats next??? breasty couches?? vagina lamps?? butt television stands????? the future of interior decorating.

buy this for a friend with bad eyesight

(Source: g-raceland)

— 1 week ago with 86771 notes