bidets are just water fountains for your bunghole
or toilets that pee back
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
(Source: slayboybunny, via nerdy-and-proud-of-it)
Detail from the back cover of The World of Ice and Fire, depicting the last King in the North kneeling before Aegon the Conqueror.
“Torrhen had brought his power south after the fall of the two kings on the Field of Fire, but when he saw Aegon’s dragon and the size of his host, he chose the path of wisdom and bent his frozen knees.”
All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
You have a good point, so I want to tell you it's "their jobs" so this can be a popular post without people dragging you on that.
thankyou for a positive response