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iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

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I’ve had this joke in my head for like 4 years and finally drew it, I hope its actually funny and not offensive.

I’ve had this joke in my head for like 4 years and finally drew it, I hope its actually funny and not offensive.

— 2 days ago
Anonymous asked: Tyrion actually did do stuff, he didn't just think about doing some of the things he did, he actually did them, also what kind of "good person" just kills someone because they're annoying them? Remember the poisoned mushrooms tyrion used them to kill someone he just didnt like


Answer:

I think I didnt focus enough in the last book because I can’t remember whether he actually used them or if he just hoarded them and thought about it. Either way I’m interested to hear who you think is a good lannister.

— 3 days ago
Anonymous asked: Tyrion is not the "good lannister" he had pycelle thrown in the black cells because he was working for cersei when thats just how the game is played, he fantasized about killing tywin and cersei all the time (but when she does too she's a bitch) he DID want to have sex with sansa, he literally claimed shae as his property one day (never truly loved her), he threatened to rape and kill tommen, he killed his own father and shae and feels no remorse, he lied to jaime about killing his own son, etc.


Answer:

I have no clue which Lannister you think must be the good one, not counting the children or Lancel but the fact that he thought about doing stuff is nothing compared to his relatives actually doing stuff.

— 4 days ago
cats-and-tiaras asked: Im in live with your blog 💜🙊


Answer:

Thankyou :) :) I so happy you sent this because I always think that no one even notices me.

— 5 days ago

glorianas:

it makes me really uncomfortrable that people characterize tyrion as ‘the good lannister’ when he has done some truly awful stuff (especially to women) including nearly molesting sansa and strangling shae and terrorizing sex workers in pentos

in comparison to pushing a 7 year old boy off a tower, attacking a group of innocent men out side a brothel for the actions of catlyn, ordering the deaths of innocent bastards, cheating on the king, incest, implementing the mountain to ride around with his men burning, murdering and raping people and villages, attempting to frame hoster tully for these orders by leaving piles of rotting fish in these villages, and completely neglecting and terrorizing your own son because of a deformity that is in no way his fault, killing this sons wife, convincing him she was just a whore, letting all his men fuck his sons wife. (not to mention all the shit that cersei is still gonna do in the series) Pretty sure you can still lable tyrion as the good lannister, plus he didnt nearly molest sansa, he never wanted to, he felt terrible about it and very sorry for her.

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Australia’s police are more fun than your police

Australia’s police are more fun than your police

— 5 days ago with 4 notes
#police  #puns  #australia 
castiel-knight-of-hell:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and “boy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said “Of course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified “No, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”. He turned around and didn’t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society

I get what you guys are all saying and I totally agree but maybe the whole gendering of the eggs is maybe more of a way to distinguish what sort of toy will be inside. boys can get a pink one if they want but it might have a tiny doll inside of something. idk either way I hated those toys that used to come inside kinder eggs, I would have loved to be able to choose a girls toy instead of a generic one.

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.

I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”

Confetti.

The fucking confetti.

It barely covered 5% of the image.

Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”

I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”

This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and “boy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said “Of course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified “No, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”. He turned around and didn’t answer.

Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society

I get what you guys are all saying and I totally agree but maybe the whole gendering of the eggs is maybe more of a way to distinguish what sort of toy will be inside. boys can get a pink one if they want but it might have a tiny doll inside of something. idk either way I hated those toys that used to come inside kinder eggs, I would have loved to be able to choose a girls toy instead of a generic one.

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flaccidnipples:

teammustangofficial:

animedavidbowie:

bunsocks:

ampharoxic:

escarletes:

shsllittlebacon:

daytimeblogger:

Oh??? apparently I’m a Narcissist? 

here is the quiz if you want to take it 

…..I-I’m a 5… Am I really that bad….?

I’m a 7 haha

i got 7 too! wow..

i got 4. that says a lot about me.

16 ayy

14

2

I wasn’t gonna post my score because Im better than that but I got 32 and therefore win

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— 1 week ago with 39327 notes

Ross and Rachel looking for baby names.

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infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

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stunningpicture:

Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.

stunningpicture:

Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.

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