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aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

(via exterminate-everything)

— 2 hours ago with 210118 notes

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

— 1 week ago with 110464 notes

averagebare:

one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher 

(Source: slayboybunny, via nerdy-and-proud-of-it)

— 1 week ago with 188390 notes
pre-gameofthrones:

Detail from the back cover of The World of Ice and Fire, depicting the last King in the North kneeling before Aegon the Conqueror.

“Torrhen had brought his power south after the fall of the two kings on the Field of Fire, but when he saw Aegon’s dragon and the size of his host, he chose the path of wisdom and bent his frozen knees.” 

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pre-gameofthrones:

Detail from the back cover of The World of Ice and Fire, depicting the last King in the North kneeling before Aegon the Conqueror.

“Torrhen had brought his power south after the fall of the two kings on the Field of Fire, but when he saw Aegon’s dragon and the size of his host, he chose the path of wisdom and bent his frozen knees.” 

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(via jaimescersei)

— 1 week ago with 494 notes

shutub:

squidinthesky:

All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN

(via theclaregirl)

— 1 week ago with 119533 notes

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

(via ijustd0-i)

— 1 week ago with 117154 notes

drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

(Source: waynesworld1992, via killurselfies)

— 1 week ago with 184640 notes
Anonymous asked: You have a good point, so I want to tell you it's "their jobs" so this can be a popular post without people dragging you on that.


Answer:

thankyou for a positive response

— 1 week ago

*whispering* maybe the police dont want to be filmed because they’re dont agree with the things they’re doing and dont want to be targetted. they have lives and families too, they’re just taking orders and dont want to lose their jobs.

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#ferguson 

portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and the Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes a Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

you’d probably appreciate australian history books

chapter 1: aboriginal lifechapter 2: white settlement
chapter 3: taking the aboriginals land
chapter 4: killing the aboriginals
chapter 5: pretending the aboriginals aren’t real people
chapter 6: trying to breed out the black
chapter 7: out of site out of mind: kidnapping aboriginal children
chapter 8: the white apology and why you should feel bad about things someone else did because you have the same colour skin as them and therefore must share their racist views

(via long-car-rides)

— 2 weeks ago with 99350 notes

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

(via queen-0f-hell)

— 2 weeks ago with 159672 notes
counteverystepyoutake:

Birmingham during You Me At Six’s performance of ‘Crash’ on the Love Lust Faith Dreams tour

counteverystepyoutake:

Birmingham during You Me At Six’s performance of ‘Crash’ on the Love Lust Faith Dreams tour

(via whoismelissaanyway)

— 2 weeks ago with 11090 notes